(written at work)
When you work in an office
Ya bring your meat
Ya bring your water
And some grub to eat.
The days go by
Ya work so hard
Ya don’t check the date
On that tub o’lard.
Then a great day comes
When a big ol’ sneak
Goes in the fridge
One holiday week.
She finds some food
That’s outta date.
It could taste baaaaad
Might even be…UNSAFE!
She writes little notes
It’s not a gag.
On Friday afternoon
They’ll see the garbage bag!
So take a look
Now don’t be shy!
It’s nothing personal
Just don’t wancha to die!
